**Bling Bling**
Like most orange-blooded Americans, I own a computer. No, its true, I really do. And my beloved computer has provided me with countless hours of entertainment. Fun that I cant even begin to legally describe (according to my lawyers). But when Im really bored and the normal run-of-the-mill donkey porn wont do it for me anymore, I resort to rocking the boat, internet style.
There is nothing more satisfying than having a good laugh at someone elses expense. You know, unless its directed at me, then its not funny at all. The computer allows me to harness the bully within me without having to deal with the consecquenses of making someone cry or making them sucka punch me, it allows me to poke at people miles away with my virtual "online poking stick". The best way to do this is through any public chatroom that you can find. The freaks of the world conglomorate here to talk to other freaks, get a "virtual" peice of ass, or just lurk while they smoke crack at the comforts of thier own home. Here are some ways that I torture members of the online community in my spare time:
When one of the chatroom "playas" wants you to describe your self (probably to make sure your NOT a man), you can, but i dont think hell like what he reads...
playa244 : What do you look like?
SpaceCadet : "Well....Im the Sixth planet from the Sun which lives 1,427 million km down the road from me. A typical day for me is 10 hours, 14 minutes. Im pretty athletic, i can run 9.7 km/sec. I run with a crew of 18 (plus rings). Im pretty big boned, 120,536 km is my waist size to be exact. and my weight is 5.688e26 kg. My turns on are Hydrogen."
Spacecadet : " Hello?"
If you've ever been to MSN chat or some of the bigger chat rooms, then you know all too well about the automated porn bots. They are those annoying little bots that send you Instant Messages inviting you to see it " shower live with my girlfriends!" or " Watch me poop on my mom LIVE!". Maybe some of these are real people really inviting me to "cum see me cum to town", but i doubt it. So I cash in on this fun by pretending to be a closet AD/porn bot, or just a chatter with terrets.
~*Hot mama*~: IM fine how are you?
MacDaddy785: Good baby....ASL?
~*Hot mama*~: 500 MIN FREE LONG DISTANCE!!!
~*Hot mama*~: woah , sorry about that.
MacDaddy785: What was that?
~*Hot mama*~: I dunno ..... It happens sometiCUM WATCH ME LIVE FREE!!CLICK HERE!
MacDaddy785: ????
~*Hot mama*~: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS FOR PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR!
~*Hot mama*~: Hello? APPLY FOR YOUR PRE APPROVED MORTGAGE HERE!
What always gets a laugh is when you meet a guy online, meet him in person a few months later and then move in with him. Marry him and have a couple of kids and like 5 years down the road, tell him that your really a guy! OMG you should see thier face when you pull THAT ONE!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Also, buy him a lifetime supply of MAYO to soften the blow.
Like most orange-blooded Americans, I own a computer. No, its true, I really do. And my beloved computer has provided me with countless hours of entertainment. Fun that I cant even begin to legally describe (according to my lawyers). But when Im really bored and the normal run-of-the-mill donkey porn wont do it for me anymore, I resort to rocking the boat, internet style.
There is nothing more satisfying than having a good laugh at someone elses expense. You know, unless its directed at me, then its not funny at all. The computer allows me to harness the bully within me without having to deal with the consecquenses of making someone cry or making them sucka punch me, it allows me to poke at people miles away with my virtual "online poking stick". The best way to do this is through any public chatroom that you can find. The freaks of the world conglomorate here to talk to other freaks, get a "virtual" peice of ass, or just lurk while they smoke crack at the comforts of thier own home. Here are some ways that I torture members of the online community in my spare time:
When one of the chatroom "playas" wants you to describe your self (probably to make sure your NOT a man), you can, but i dont think hell like what he reads...
playa244 : What do you look like?
SpaceCadet : "Well....Im the Sixth planet from the Sun which lives 1,427 million km down the road from me. A typical day for me is 10 hours, 14 minutes. Im pretty athletic, i can run 9.7 km/sec. I run with a crew of 18 (plus rings). Im pretty big boned, 120,536 km is my waist size to be exact. and my weight is 5.688e26 kg. My turns on are Hydrogen."
Spacecadet : " Hello?"
If you've ever been to MSN chat or some of the bigger chat rooms, then you know all too well about the automated porn bots. They are those annoying little bots that send you Instant Messages inviting you to see it " shower live with my girlfriends!" or " Watch me poop on my mom LIVE!". Maybe some of these are real people really inviting me to "cum see me cum to town", but i doubt it. So I cash in on this fun by pretending to be a closet AD/porn bot, or just a chatter with terrets.
~*Hot mama*~: IM fine how are you?
MacDaddy785: Good baby....ASL?
~*Hot mama*~: 500 MIN FREE LONG DISTANCE!!!
~*Hot mama*~: woah , sorry about that.
MacDaddy785: What was that?
~*Hot mama*~: I dunno ..... It happens sometiCUM WATCH ME LIVE FREE!!CLICK HERE!
MacDaddy785: ????
~*Hot mama*~: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS FOR PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR!
~*Hot mama*~: Hello? APPLY FOR YOUR PRE APPROVED MORTGAGE HERE!
What always gets a laugh is when you meet a guy online, meet him in person a few months later and then move in with him. Marry him and have a couple of kids and like 5 years down the road, tell him that your really a guy! OMG you should see thier face when you pull THAT ONE!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Also, buy him a lifetime supply of MAYO to soften the blow.
